@Ivafakename bloody tosspot

@Nine bleedin' 'enry they ain't 'alf cocked that up

@Ivafakename right bloody pisstake is what it is mate. ah well. cuppa?

@Nine oh, sure thing love, 2 lumps for me ta.

@Ivafakename right y'are, luv. Set y'self down and 'ave a rest, I'll bring it round for ye. *clinking of cutlery in the kitchen and kettle boiling*

@Nine ah, ta luv, you put kettle on, I'll ave a nose what's on telly