*me, turning a can of compressed air upside down and sprayin the last dregs into a spoon*
ah cool, this will probably produce a neat little flame if i light it!
*3-foot tall wall of fire which somehow fills up about 20% of my kitchen*
well uh... um.. well at least that was errrr....... at least it's gone now
this was one of the scarier 5-seconds of my life, on january 12th 2017
@jk reminds me of this one time I was out in the woods with a friend and he had a can of deodorant with him and we lit a campfire all safe like and he used up the last of his deodorant and was like "lol okay let's put this opn the fire see what happens" and I was all "mate no there's a reason they say do not pierce or put in fire" and he was like "lol gonna do it anyway" so he did, and Iw as like "k, peace" and moved a good distance away. He followed, but JUST before he went back to it, it went.
@jk like, he was maybe I dunno, six foot away from the damn fire at the time and there was this HUGE fuckin' bang, right as I was warning him "hey look don't go back dude". He didn't get hurt honestly, but he did go white as a sheet because of how close he was.