"Red Warrior needs food badly!"
"Would you settle down, you just ate."
"RED WARR-"
"I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME, FUCK, I'm hungry too, you don't see ME yelling every five minutes about it!"
"But... but you're a wizard, Yellow Wizard, you're EXPECTED to be like, old, and wizened and-"
"okay let me stop you there, Han Swolo; for a start, you've either eaten, or SHOT, every single food item since we got to this dungeon."
"Yeah but can't you just like... magic food up??"
".....huh..."
minutes later: Yellow Wizard: *throwing flaming steaks everywhere which explode into candies, laughing hysterically, while eating from a levitating dinner tray that forever restocks itself* "HAHAHA FUCK YES THIS IS AWESOME, HEY RED, TURKEY, SIX O'CLOCK"
Red Warrior: "YEET" *throws axe into turkey, wizard throws a fireball, turkey explodes into a cataclysm of magical fire*
Narrator: "EAT THE FOOD, DON'T SHOOT IT"
Wizard and Warrior: "EAT OUR DICKS HAHAHAHA"
