Me: *sitting having a nice relaxing morning chilling out while pain meds kick in*
The gremlin part of my brain: Oats :D
Me: :D OATS
The OTHER gremlin part of my brain: :) broats
first gremlin part: D: no don't listen it's a tra-
Entirety of my brain: *immediately putting together a fictional ad campaign for the sort of people who would buy (and the people who would even THINK of MAKING) porridge oats marketed to gross hypermasc dudebros who are afraid of anything "girly"*
Me, G1: D8
G2: :)