@daylight lol I just found out the main reason he was calling for Carthage to be destroyed is because he went there once and saw it was fuckin' rich as all hell and was super jealous like how dare any nation be better off than the great mighty roman empire (*makes a wanking guesture and rolls eyes*) which makes it even more hilarious

@daylight so now I'm imagining your initial post but he's ebegging for sex because he's super jelly that everyone else is getting more action than him and now he's a roman empire incel or some shit rofl

@Nine im specifically being salty (ha carthage) about a former friend who inserted herself into every conversation for the sake of her boner. Ie furthermore i want you to have sex with me

@Nine also he thought it should be destroyed because they had just fought a very destructive war and he didnt want carthage to rebound and destroy rome *COUGH HANNIBAL HAPPENS IN A COUPLE YEARS*

@Nine oh i apologize timeline fuck up on my part, he wanted it destroyed because he had just experienced the massive destrcution of the punic war and watntd all possibility of that occuring to not exist

@Nine sorry for long winded confusioness, i am veyr tired

@daylight is okay ^^ History is pretty messy anyway and also yeah rome kinda got its ass kiiiiicckkked in the punic wars haah.