honestly if I had a time machine I would go back to before I got asked "so what do you want to be when you grow up?" and tell younger me to answer "I want to live a life so varied and complex that my wikipedia article is longer than most articles for major countries with a massive table of contents, all of which are of no requirement to be anything more than mundane, simply because of everything that happened." because having a wikipedia article with a ToC that tells its own story is a goal.