housemate keeps eating my apples and promising to buy me a new bag of apples. she's probably had 15-20 apples at this point. anyway she finally bought me a bag of six apples, then she ate one of them
@envgen she's gonna owe you like... thirty fuckin' bags of apples at this point goddang.
@envgen what if like,
as a bit
she turns up with a huge fuckin' SACK of apples. like. absolutely more apples than either of you can possibly eat.
and yet
you wake up the next morning and she's there, surrounded by apple cores, on the couch, chomping down the last apple. the sack is empty.
she has eaten them all.
and promises to get you another bag.
