british people speed-walking away from the foreign foods aisle lest they experience flavour
@finn "oh god, margaret, look"
"What is it haro-OH NO, S-SPICES!!"
"Don't panic dear, let's just... walk through here, quickly, pretend like we didn't go down the wrong aisle and we're just here to pick up something at the far end that's all."
"Harold I'm scared, I ... I can smell them!!"
"It'll be okay, just hold my hand. There'll not be any flavours in our food, just think bland thoughts."
@Nine "we shall go home and cook unseasoned chicken and over-boil some vegetables to calm down"
@finn you know dipshits can say whatever they like about immigrants but my mum, born in india, is living proof that they're wrong. She assimilated JUST fine and has been cooking bland unseasoned shit my whole life 🙃
@finn (this is actualyl a lie she used to cook curries regularly lol but goddamn I dunno what the fuck she did but it was like teargas to me my eyes would stream like fuck just from the scent and steam from the damn curry she cooked, but still, she really did manage to make corn on the cob absolutely gross somehow when it turns out it's fuckin' delicious, and also only very recently learned how to not make vegetables gross and mushy)
