@owashii@tech.lgbt @shadow8t4@masto.werefox.dev "Ash... honey... look. They've got your eyes..."
"OH WOW!" *holds up pokedex* "I WONDER WHAT POKEMON IT IS!?"
"...Ash for fucks sake... It's your baby..."
"NOT RECOGNISED!? I GOTTA CATCH IT!! *POKEBALL*"
"...Ash god DAMMIT I WILL MURDER YOU IF YOU SO MUCH AS TURN YOUR HAT"
*Ash does so*
*screaming as twelve doctors and nurses and security members have to physically fight to stop a mother who has just given birth from beating her husband to death with a hospital gurney*