New phone: one plus 6
Pros: fuckin amazing screen, more powerful than my Xperia XA2, SMOOV. Lighter as well. Doesn't run so hot. Runs games way better. Vibration isn't so loud that it startles me every time it goes off but it's still very noticeable. Far less aggravating and unpleasant built in choices for notifications.
Cons: no SD card support so somehow I've got to find a working reader, transfer all my music off the old SD card, and put it on my new phone. Heck.