apparently one time there was this guy who got so smart, so so smart, that his head just got bigger and bigger and he floated up into the air, all the way into space, and then he started learning about space too and it made it even worse, and eventually his head got so big that he became something we now know as the Moon
@jk which is why when you look at the moon it looks like a face beacuse that's the smug bigheaded bastard grinning like a fool down at the earth because he's so smart and likes ot lord it over everyone.
...that's why NASA stopped sending rockets to the moon. he's that insufferable.
