why is human technology like, still stuck in the medieval era when it comes to the ear
like, we figured out regularly putting toothpaste on our teeth, but we're putting q-tips in our ears out of desperation
@heatherhorns i hate that everything medically is like "DO NOT PUT THINGS IN YOUR EAR EVER NO DO NOT, EXCEPT WARM OLIVE OIL. WARM. NOT HOT. VERY IMPORTANT THAT. NOTHING ELSE. ONLY SOUNDS. OR ELSE BAD"
and yet
fuckin
who wants their ears so soaked with olive oil that you could fuckin' serve them up with antipasta god fuckin damn.
and also CHRIST it feels awful and takes forever to sort things out there just... fuckin... qtip. right in there. gunk. out. DONE. FUCK.
