scp that's just a weird guy
@aoife SCP-80085 : Containment procedures: "i unno just give him some snacks and internet access he's pretty chill i guess just don't get him talking about videogames if you aren't ready for a whole five hour lecture on them, he gets real weird about it"
description: "eh just some guy nobody knows whose friend he is but he turned up at some Foundation christmas party like he knew people there and he's just been tagging along since. he likes cheetos and mountain dew so we just feed him that."
@aoife Incident Log 80085-1-B: goddammit how did he get a pencil now we've got "The Cool S" scrawled over practically every inch of the Site even areas he's not supposed to get into will someone just fucking keep an eye on the guy and find out where his folks are god whose friend is this guy???
Addendum: Post Incident 80085-1-B Log: actually SCP 80085 is pretty chill when you get to know him, I think we can downgrade him to safe. O5-1
@aoife addendum: Incident log 80085-1-A: someone gave him a calculator. :| ugh.