it's Christmas! please consult the following gift etiquette chart to make the appropriate face and/or gesture for the camera when opening a given category of present:
- toys and games: pure childlike delight, just like in the commercials
- cooking gear: hold it up and pretend to lick it (can be tricky if it's a stand mixer)
- socks (general): bemused stare
- socks (thigh-highs and/or pride colors): put them on immediately. if multiple people got you these, put the longest ones on first so the shorter ones can show
- box full of nothing: grin knowingly and place a cat in the box, or yourself if you are a catgirl
- electronics: not so much a gesture as the extended performance piece that is integrating them into the local A/V web
- batteries for other gifts: find the giver and hug the shit out of them and tell them you treasure their foresight and they're just, the best, you know?
- anything horny: ahegao hard, or ahegao home
@vyr
1: NINTENDO SIXTY FOUUUUUUUUUUUURRRR is acceptable for this I assume?
2: imma try this next time.
3: got this one down already!
4: I want to try this one out too but nobody buys me sokcs like this ;w; still, this is a genius idea with the multiple socks.
5: armed with cats arleady, any time boxes show up, it's cat time :D
6: oof that's a mood
7: hell yeah
8: i hate this but also i cannot stop giggling at it well done
