@monorail a lesbian wakes up next to her still sleeping wife, gazes over at her, the light gently caressing her wife's peaceful features, and she blushes bright red, covering her face with a startled cry of "oh my god I... I'm a lesbian!!"
This of course wakes her wife up who groans. "Sara, that's the fourth time this week. OF COURSE you're a lesbian. We got married FOUR YEARS AGO." "I know, but GOD YOU'RE SO HOT" "...I love you too but god, please let me sleep in for once?" "CAN'T. TOO GAY"
@monorail a lesbian wakes up next to her still sleeping wife, gazes over at her, the light gently caressing her wife's peaceful features, and she blushes bright red, covering her face with a startled cry of "oh my god I... I'm a lesbian!!"
This of course wakes her wife up who groans. "Sara, that's the fourth time this week. OF COURSE you're a lesbian. We got married FOUR YEARS AGO."
"I know, but GOD YOU'RE SO HOT"
"...I love you too but god, please let me sleep in for once?"
"CAN'T. TOO GAY"