@owashii@tech.lgbt YCAssasin: "Okay so the Hero of Time ought to be coming this way soon. I have to be ready. I can't under-estimate him like the rest of my fellows have! HERE HE COMES NOW!"
Link: *crashes into a wall that they had plenty of time to avoid on their motorbike*
YCA: "......okay that clearly can't be the hero of time, no way. The hero of time is supposedly a great warrior, not some doofus with no hand-eye coordination. I'll keep looking."