me: *loads up my NMS save, where I last saved at a trade outpost*
game: *sudden loud screenshaking and borrowing noise*
me: what the fu-oh shit lol it's one of those unscannable giant worms let's have a look at it for giggles
Scanner: "Stomach Contents: Entire Trade Outposts"
me: o_o *looks at readout to be sure* *looks at trade outpost I'm sat on* *looks back at how close worm came to said trade outpost*....... NOPE. 8D
@legendaryjoeb "Ah, Interloper! You have returned early!"
"Tradepost got eaten by worms"
"...what?"
*purchasing and installing ridiculous amounts of heavy weaponry onto ship* "Tradepost got eaten by worms"