you know i just realised something. the ...i wanna say Cover Art?? for resi 8? has half of Ethan's face, and half of what might conceivably be considered a wolf next to it.
the main antagonist appears to be a giant vampire lady.
...
if you don't get to turn into a fuckin' huge werewolf I will be extremely disappointed.
@Nine Chris Redfield looked Ethan in the eye and said "Ethan, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
@legendaryjoeb "Goddammit Ethan I said a werewolf, it's really not that hard."
"You make it sound so easy! YOU try turning into a werewolf!"
"HOW DO YOU THINK I GOT THESE MASSIVE BICEPS DUDE?! Steroids?! fuck no, I turned into a were-bull!"
"...wuh-"
"-get it? cause i'm BEEF CAKE ;D "
"..........you know I could just shoot you, nobody would know or care."
"yeah but it wouldn't turn you into a werewolf"
"okay first of all FUCK you, SECOND OF ALL-"
@legendaryjoeb I am living for this relationship dynamic between Chris and Ethan
@Nine Time to head to Nippon and give Capcom their new script.
@Nine "All right, you know what? Fine, you're a were-bull!"
"Thank you. I'm glad to see you've come to reas-"
"If only because that's where all that bullshit is coming from."
"I will beat your sorry penguin ass!"