me: *doing nothing*
my brain: ...landmine.
me: ...? ...
brain: ...land. Mine.
Me: ...okay?
brain: why not air mine. or sea mine...?
me: ...ohhh no.
brain: mining for the land, mining for the air, mining for the sea!

me: why are you like this why can't you just be normal
brain: WAIT. WAIT WAIT WAIT...
me: please NO
brain: AIR MINE, NAVY MINE, ARMY MINE, US MARINES MINE. THIS IS HOW THEY RECRUIT, THEY MINE FOR THEM, DIGGING THEM OUT OF THE EARTH-
me: god dammit I wanted to do things today, not engage with this bullcrap-
brain: ...wait... doesn't that make all mines earth mines?
me; oh my GOD