half assing something is much better than not assing it at all
@aoife me: yes this is reasonable and valid and good
my brain immediately: can you half-ass sitting on something? 
me, unable to help myself: 🤔 .... wait ...
@aoife glitching out of reality so I can speedrun my life by perfectly executing a half-ass sit on this office chair and clipping it and myself at high enough speed through the wall and floor to end up in a parallel dimension where I am on the opposite side of Jeff Bezos' house so I can warp into his room and rob him of his billions.
@Nine you can, but it's one of the rare situations where half assing something is actually more difficult