creepy old man in tesco 

"hello!!"

i smile and keep going. he turns and walks after me

"oh you're not celeste are you?"

"uh no, haha.."

i speed down the bread aisle. i do not need bread. what did i come here for

"is it sophie?"

he has followed me down the bread aisle

"um. no.."

i walk away to seek sanctuary in the hummus section. he rounds the corner after me

"im not being funny but. ive met a couple of people ***like you***"

nevermind im getting out of here

re: creepy old man in tesco 

@envgen there are a couple of explainations for this:

1) He's a fuckin' creep
2) he's a fae out to steal your name

Both are bad and you are right to run and he should not be there following people around eek eek eek

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