publishing a press release to tell everyone how extremely not racist myself and my family are
you know what not racist people do? tell everyone around them how very not racist they are, all the time
@finn "That sound? Oh that's my not-racist alarm. It goes off every time I'm not racist. So it's always going off."
@radicalrobit @finn realisation that "I'm not racist, but-" is racist-knobjockey-lish for "no homo"
