people in fantasy worlds love to break a Crystal into 4 pieces. and put the pieces into the sea, a volcano, a desert and a forest
@jk if i ever have to do that one is going in a fast food dumpster, one in the sock-eating void space in the washing machine, one in a plastic pail repurposed as an ash tray behind a bar, and yeah one in the sea
@bonzoesc @jk "we have come to repair the great crystal! We seek the shard of uh... Let's see... ... Wait... Dumpster??? The dumpster shard?!"
"Oh yeah I think that one might be in the one behind the Denny's"
"... S-shouldn't it be the fire one??"
"... I mean... I could set the dumpster on fire if you really want? I don't see how that would help though"
