@SerenaBeancatte@chitter.xyz ..........you know what the worst bit is?

...like

objectively, I know there is no such character or game.

AND YET

IT IS SO FUCKING ON POINT FOR 80S SPECCY GAMES THAT IF THERE WAS A GAME EXACTLY LIKE THAT, WITH THAT NAME FOR THE PROTAGONIST, AND THE GAME NAME, AND THE PLOT, AND THE ENEMIES, I WOULD NOT IN THE LEAST BE SURPRISED AT ALL