"Man these chips are far too hot, they need something to cool it down."
[What will you use?]
A) Glass of milk to numb the spiciness
B) Get the design team to change the current highly sexually charged outfits on the chips for something a bit more realistic and less pandering to teenage boys
C) Claim they "fell off the back of a truck" as you sell them at a ridiculous discount.
D) Cooler Master fans. tastey.