@monorail they should make a portal 3 that has trailers that imply its exactly another portal game but then it comes out and there's
1) no portals
2) black mesa and aperture science don't even exist
3) it's not earth
4) it's a collect em up mascot platformer in first person complete with wise cracking sidekick and cute but ditzy main character
5) there's a character called Gladys who is just a nice lady who helps you out with puzzles you get stuck on instead
6) NO. POTATOES.