did you know that at the beginning of portal 2's development it didn't have portals in it? it's 2021 and this is still the only interesting thing anyone has to say about portal 2 somehow

@monorail they should make a portal 3 that has trailers that imply its exactly another portal game but then it comes out and there's

1) no portals
2) black mesa and aperture science don't even exist
3) it's not earth
4) it's a collect em up mascot platformer in first person complete with wise cracking sidekick and cute but ditzy main character
5) there's a character called Gladys who is just a nice lady who helps you out with puzzles you get stuck on instead
6) NO. POTATOES.

@monorail and like abjectly refuse to at all address what it's connection to the previous two games is, why they called it portal 3 if there isn't even any portals, and just refuse to answer any questions on it

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