"Ranking gems by how tasty they would look to eat" in which tue internet collectively learns why there are so many huge gem-eating rock men in fantasy fiction
The reason is that gems and crystals look fucking delicious and I've known this fact since age 8
[Bad 1800s psychologist voice] these collosal, fucked up rock monsters represent our id's desire to return to the earth, and also take a huge fuckin' bite out of a tasty emerald even though we know its inedible. I am not projecting
@galaxgal *slams pawbs on desk with a soft 'pap' noise* if polyhedral dice weren't meant to look tastey then they wouldn't make them in gem-like colours!
