british food 

you: i'm back from the store! got the bread like you asked. i didnt know which brand to buy, i'm not familiar with these brands

me, british person: ohhh! you poor dear. that's um... no it's okay. you weren't to know. that's mopping bread. not the kind you eat

you: ???

me: you know, like. floor bread

re: british food 

@jk well yeah. I mean, what else are you meant to do with the really shitty cheap store brand bread? EAT it?? hahaha that would be ridiculous, you can't EAT that bread!

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