attention everyone. this is government speaking. please be horny only for normal things. normal things only. thank you.
attention everyone. we have had several enquiries about whether it was normal to be horny about our prior message. under no circumstances should you be horny for any government messaging, in whole or in part. if you are experiencing this message erotically, please cease immediately. thank you.
@LilyVers 🤔 ...wait...
this means that if we should never get horny for government messaging, but also we shouyld only be horny for normal things...
governm,ent messages are not normal!! 
@Nine "normal" in this case is contextually clear, but an explanation has been furnished for your convenience. in this case, the word "normal" should be interpreted as shorthand for "normal to be aroused by". no further confusion is warranted. thank you.