@miramira I don't think I've ever known of a smarter person

@Ivafakename @miramira@is.nota.live i mean, you can just pirate windows anyway. you can't download doughnuts via bittorrent.

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or...can you?...

@Nine @miramira im told shop lifting is a lucrative enveder

@Ivafakename @miramira@is.nota.live i dunno don't you need like a crane to lift a shop?

@Nine @miramira how would a bird help you lift a shop?

@Ivafakename @miramira@is.nota.live it's the perfect crime. they'll never expect us to fly away with our ill gotten gains

@Nine @miramira ill gotten gains? Are they sick?

@Ivafakename @miramira@is.nota.live very. they were doing skateboard tricks all over the place. Took a team of bodybuilders to sort it out.

@Nine @miramira was the body built up to code?

@Ivafakename @miramira@is.nota.live no it was built to work in healthcare actually. Didn't have the legs for programmer socks.

@Nine @miramira oh working in healthcare that's lovely, I've never been to healthcare, does it have any nice landmarks?

@Ivafakename @miramira@is.nota.live yeah you can even make your own! just gotta get like a spade or something, and do some digging.