*walks up to a lesbian couple* 

so which one of you is the pervert and which one is the slut?

Selfie, eye contact 

Found @rezzish and getting food โค๏ธ

rats
weโ€™re rats
w e โ€˜ r e t h e r a t s
we prey at night, we ๐•ค๐•ฅ๐•’๐•๐•œ at night
weโ€™re the rats

iโ€™m the giant rat that makes แด€สŸสŸ แดา“ แด›สœแด‡ ส€แดœสŸแด‡s

letโ€™s see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into...

Selfies, eye contract 

Went out for dinner with friends ~ (w/ @rezzish )

me any time i fumble anything: *upset gay noises*

Selfie, eye contact 

Definitely not some kind of fey queen

When did fortune cookies stop being about the future and start going for my fucking throat i feel so attacked lmao

PSA for friends: Personal boundaries, touch 

I find touch hard. I struggle with body language, don't like strangers touching me, and am very paranoid of crossing boundaries.

But, I really like touch, and feel a lot of starvation. Because of the above, even with overtly/openly affectionate people i feel extremely paranoid, and default to keeping distance.

Things that really help: Clear permission ("You can sit with me", "we can snuggle", etc.), or taking the lead if you know me well.

Thanks. ๐Ÿ’™

Happy Birthday to @rezzish , a very special dragon who deserves lots of love and affection โค๏ธ

Goose game cosplay, karaoke, YouTube link 

Dressed as the little boy from Untitled Goose Game and sung Juice by Lizzo and replaced all instances of the word Juice with Goose.

Won the costume contest.

youtu.be/9PQyAL2k2D8

About to fly home. Phone is out of juice. I'm tired as hell. Got one more good pic to post, will have to wait till i get home. Excellent weekend though. Can't wait to come back next month~ ๐Ÿ’•

Dating, poly, melancholy 

Guy contacted me half an hour before I left work yesterday to say he forgot an important family event was the same time as our date. Was apologetic and said we'll have to reschedule, but has not gotten back to me yet on that front.

I feel kind of silly for getting kinda melancholy over this considering I've only known him for less than a week, but I'm starting to think I really like him and really want to see him again. Worried about coming on too strong though.

"ok boomer"

[a nearby boomer goes into listening mode, broadcasting my speech directly to google inc]

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