We all have "those" people in our lives. That one friend you had a crush on in high school. That one friend you had a crush on yesterday. Your old roommate who always hangs out with you and also you maybe smooch their head every once in a while?

Introducing the platonicule, the solution for all your abstract queer friendship needs! Just buy a villa out in the wilderness and live with everyone in a stable long term relationship, no sex required— but, if you WANTED to... You know.