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Be warned: if you treat me nicely and give me a pat on the head, I will insist on being friends with you for the rest of your natural life
@RowanBerry how about unnatural life? (Whatever that may mean)
@Primo *spooky ghost friendship noises*
If you're unlucky enough to reciprocate this friendship, I will slowly develop a sense of platonic intimacy and then develop a crush on you in a matter of years. I'm sorry. There's just no avoiding it