@chillallmen 40 pound breastplate, 40 pound pauldrons with like an entire Statuary garden on them, black leather thong and thigh high booys

@robotcarsley @chillallmen@mastodon.social "bro have you been workin out your thighs are looking hella tight"
"don't look at my thighs bro, I'm only wearing this to stay under carry weight limit"
"then why not just wear boxers bro"
"because thigh highs accentuate my tight thighs, bro!"
"bro."