The Kurmudgeon Kronikles, Vol. XVII (another lame attempt at humor)
Some Modern Plagues:
1. influencers
2. people who say "situationship"
3. crypto bros
4. life coaches
5. the Kardashians and their willing enablers
6. MAGAts, especially:
a. anti-vaxxers
b. election deniers
c. Log Cabin Republicans
7. university administrators
8. lawyers
9. bankers
10. insurance agents
11. Instagram bimbo-bots
12. telephone marketers
13. "Please answer this brief survey..."
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