**Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologist** @drmaddkap@meow.social · Jan 21, 2023, 18:42

**Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologist** @drmaddkap@meow.social · Jan 21, 2023, 18:42

Americans will really do anything to avoid using the metric system.

**Bi2 4 Harris/Walz** @SocialRecluse@mastodon.world · Jan 21, 2023, 19:48

**Bi2 4 Harris/Walz** @SocialRecluse@mastodon.world · Jan 21, 2023, 19:48

Bi2 4 Harris/Walz @SocialRecluse@mastodon.world

Can anyone send me a link for a penguin-to-inches conversion calculator?

**ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈** @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es · 2023-01-21T20:15:26Z

ScottinSoCal 🇺🇦 🕊 🏳‍🌈 @ScottSoCal@computerfairi.es

It isn't the size of the penguins that's relevant, it's the mass. Average penguin mass is1 to 1.5 KG, according to the googles.

**Richservo** @richservo@masto.ai · Jan 22, 2023, 00:23

**Richservo** @richservo@masto.ai · Jan 22, 2023, 00:23

Richservo @richservo@masto.ai

@ScottSoCal @SocialRecluse @drmaddkap but what is the average wing-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

**James Wells** @nikatjef@masthead.social · Jan 22, 2023, 00:58

**James Wells** @nikatjef@masthead.social · Jan 22, 2023, 00:58

James Wells @nikatjef@masthead.social