my mother explaining EXACTLY how she wants her food prepared as my father silently pleads with the server not to spit in it
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@UncleDuke1969
It could be worse, you could have my mother.
Her: I want a room temperature glass of water. ROOM TEMPERATURE. Not chilled. No ice in it. ROOM TEMPERATURE.
Server: (I'm *so* going to spit in that glass of water.)
