Pets are brilliant at geometry. They effortlessly calculate the angles to most effectively impede your progress in hallways and doorways.
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Little Miss the dog, on her way to bed each night.
"If I walk slow enough, right in the middle of the hallway so they can't pass me, it delays bedtime."
@ScottSoCal My cat walks ahead of me when I'm carrying something and abruptly stops for a quick wash so I spill my coffee (or whatever) in avoiding tripping over him