Our Flying Spaghetti Monster in Heaven,

Help us resist the urge to engage with online trolls,

Who seek to stir up anger and division among us.

May we remember that our words have power,

And that responding to hate with hate only adds to the darkness.

Instead, may we be a beacon of light,

Shining love, kindness, and understanding in all our online interactions.

Give us the strength to turn away from negativity,

And to choose compassion and empathy instead.

Lead us not into temptation to argue and fight,

But deliver us from the trolls who seek to bring us down.

For thine is the power to heal and unite,

Now and forevermore.

Bless us and protect us with thy noodly appendage,

R'amen.

@LibertyForward1
So sayeth the sacred texts.