We need to start tooting like we're the last survivors of an apocalypse trying to repopulate social media.
Also, are we settled on "toots"? Is that a done deal?
Just for alliteration's sake, if Twitter has tweets, should Mastadon have moots?
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But then if you did something wrong, you'd have to have a hearing in Moot Court, and everyone knows that Moot Court can't actually do anything - there'd be chaos.
