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I've been waiting all day for a delivery that is now an hour late. I'm going to cause it to arrive in the next 60 seconds by applying a coat of polish to my fingernails
@aquinton I like to do this by leaving the house just as it starts raining, as it will then immediately be left at the mailbox to get soggy.
@aquinton is this… better?
this email arrived 6 minutes after i finished the first coat