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@aquinton Is that some kind of power sex toy?
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@SleepyCatten It is a trigger point massage gun for pulverizing knots in screwed-up muscles. One could use it as a sex toy, but the attachments wouldn’t feel great, I don't think, and the vibrations are pretty coarse.
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Blasting my quads, calves, and back with this thing has improved my recovery time from running workouts, made me care about flossing, and improved my credit score