I now own a computer I've been wanting since the '80s for no reason other than it's as utterly cheap in price and quality as a fully functional home computer could get: A Timex Sinclair 1000. The picture quality is delightfully crappy. Unfortunately, half the keyboard doesn't work, which probably means its super-cheap ribbon cable kinked & broke.
Oh, wow, fantastic ideas if I can't repair the membrane keyboard, made all the better by the fact that I work next to an indy Radio Shack dealer.
A DIY ZX81 Keyboard Period Document: http://www.zx81keyboardadventure.com/2018/06/a-diy-zx81-keyboard-period-document.html
Timex Sinclair 1000 (USA's ZX-81) repair (+)
The replacement ZX81 keyboard arrived, and the ribbons look and feel much more substantial. The only cosmetic differences are a slightly different font, shift-0 is rubout instead of delete, and enter is "new line" instead. Time to clean off the gunk from the top of the case so I can put the new keyboard in.
Back to cleaning the Timex Sinclair 1000 case so I can install the new keyboard: I gave up on Magic Eraser. I'm making much more progress with some Fast Orange and a cheap toothbrush.
Timex Sinclair 1000 (USA's ZX-81) repair [++]
It works! I should probably remove the RF modulator cover & see if that can be cleaned up, but it works.
The test keypresses were: P {Shift-P} 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L {Space} {period} M N B V C X Z {Enter (now New Line)}
I also had a kaleidoscope program in a .wav file ready for testing. Android won't let you keep the headphone jack volume at "Marty McFly," but the Sinclair can't hear anything softer.
I can see why the RAM pack is bolted on now. The case top standoffs look okayish, but the case bottom standoffs that are supposed to meet the motherboard & let the screws hold it on are completely missing, filed & sanded down to nothing. The motherboard is now so misaligned that the pack is actually suspended in the air, held on only by the edge connector & the weird support bracket. Any movement of the bracket makes an edge connector pin break contact.
I left the ZX81 alone in the kaleidoscope program, and after the same long delay, it started the weird colors again. I turned the TV off and back on, and not only were the colors still there, the TV took most of a minute rolling, fading to & from static, alternately showing something & "no signal," to sync with the ZX81's signal again.
Now I've got to either dive into uncharted territory (the RF modulator) or look at a composite mod. Help & pointers appreciated.
You can see my progress in the left corner. I got about 3x as much off in a few minutes with pumice soap than I did in several hours with Magic Eraser.