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Hey, fancy Web CMS creators!
Did you know that you can ABSOLUTELY GUARANTEE your shortest, smallest, & simplest pages take OVER 180 SECONDS to load?
All you have to do is rely on 3rd-party cloud services to REINVENT EVERYTHING under the mistaken belief that they have better than 2-nines uptime or that they will outlive your CMS & won't sunset tomorrow!
IT'S THAT EASY TO SCREW EVERYONE TODAY!
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modern web rant
Yes, I just experienced a completely blank page while my browser was:
> Waiting for cloud.typography.com...
to time out.
And of course, once it did finally time out, the excuse of a page instantly appeared as a misaligned, completely unreadable mess overlaid on other misaligned & completely unreadable messes.