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U.S. Food & Drug Administration, 2026-02-25, "Lockout Supplements Issues Voluntary Nationwide Recall of Boner Bears Chocolate Syrup Due to Undeclared Sildenafil": fda.gov/safety/recalls-market-

Sildenafil is the active ingredient in Viagra.

From the release: "This undeclared ingredient may interact with nitrates found in some prescription drugs, such as nitroglycerin, and" EXCUSE ME, WHAT

re: lewd, usgov, safety recall, somehow not the onion 

@arielmt Nitroglycerin is a potent vasodilator, used for angina and acute severe hypertension

re: lewd, usgov, safety recall, somehow not the onion 

@zuthal @arielmt I was reading it thinking the "boner bears... undeclared [viagara]" part as potentially being the "not the onion" part, as in it being like "wow, of course a supplement is trying to put a prescription drug in it" until you pointed out how the nitroglycerin might be the confusing part.

Also I think typically taken sublingually typically? Was in stories I remember reading that mentioned it.

lewd, usgov, safety recall, somehow not the onion 

@arielmt yeah that's a medicine as well its actually really interesting

- carrie

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@arielmt this is shockingly common. Basically an unspoken rule that there's a coin flip chance that its just Grey markey viagra

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@arielmt

Looked at their website and they're a gas station dick pill distributor

Surprised only one product is getting recalled to be honest

Also surprised they haven't been sued yet

I have a funny feeling they didn't properly license this from Viacom for instance

Though they do seem to stay away from Disney property
Makes sense but a Frozen branded one would be hilarious imo

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@arielmt
Their fulfillment warehouse is also a gym
Imagine working out at the boner pill distribution center
Memberships start at only $19.99/mo though
I wonder what their specific upsells are 🤔

lockoutsupplements.com/pages/o

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@arielmt Score 1 for nominative determinism striking again..

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