lewd, usgov, safety recall, somehow not the onion
U.S. Food & Drug Administration, 2026-02-25, "Lockout Supplements Issues Voluntary Nationwide Recall of Boner Bears Chocolate Syrup Due to Undeclared Sildenafil": https://www.fda.gov/safety/recalls-market-withdrawals-safety-alerts/lockout-supplements-issues-voluntary-nationwide-recall-boner-bears-chocolate-syrup-due-undeclared
Sildenafil is the active ingredient in Viagra.
From the release: "This undeclared ingredient may interact with nitrates found in some prescription drugs, such as nitroglycerin, and" EXCUSE ME, WHAT
re: lewd, usgov, safety recall, somehow not the onion
@zuthal @arielmt I was reading it thinking the "boner bears... undeclared [viagara]" part as potentially being the "not the onion" part, as in it being like "wow, of course a supplement is trying to put a prescription drug in it" until you pointed out how the nitroglycerin might be the confusing part.
Also I think typically taken sublingually typically? Was in stories I remember reading that mentioned it.
lewd, usgov, safety recall, somehow not the onion
@arielmt yeah that's a medicine as well its actually really interesting
- carrie
re: lewd, usgov, safety recall, somehow not the onion
re: lewd, usgov, safety recall, somehow not the onion
Looked at their website and they're a gas station dick pill distributor
Surprised only one product is getting recalled to be honest
Also surprised they haven't been sued yet
I have a funny feeling they didn't properly license this from Viacom for instance
Though they do seem to stay away from Disney property
Makes sense but a Frozen branded one would be hilarious imo
re: lewd, usgov, safety recall, somehow not the onion
@arielmt
Their fulfillment warehouse is also a gym
Imagine working out at the boner pill distribution center
Memberships start at only $19.99/mo though
I wonder what their specific upsells are 🤔
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@arielmt Score 1 for nominative determinism striking again..
re: lewd, usgov, safety recall, somehow not the onion
@arielmt Nitroglycerin is a potent vasodilator, used for angina and acute severe hypertension