nintendo: lets make some wholesome fun content featuring one of our lesser used characters
nintendo: *accidentally unleashes a copy of "oops! all fetishes" on the internet*
nintendo: oh. oh no. not again
nintendo: π!
size dorks: π
nintendo: π!
furries: π
nintendo: π!
transformers: π
nintendo: π₯π²!
πΊπ’ππ: π
someone at nintendo is either π·π¦π³πΊ confused or knows π¦πΉπ’π€π΅ππΊ what they're doing, and i'm not sure which one is funnier
