Can we please refer to the seemingly definitely coming conflict in Iran properly? It's not gonna fuckin' be World War III. It's gonna be Iraq War IV (the sequel to Iraq War I, Iraq War II, and Iraq War III: War in Afghanistan). And if you live in the US, no, you're probably not going to die. Unless you're forced into the army by economic necessity, you probably won't even see combat, and there's no fuckin' way this conflict will ever actually hit home.

There's my two cents.