I love bots (or perhaps real people just mass copy-pasting) randomly replying to my toots with just the most random stuff. Whether it be no wife guy from around Christmas or this weird Illuminati actors account, it's rather amusing
Re: subtoot, but kinda silly and good (it's actually not so silly and good)
I just realized that this one isn't quite as amusing as I thought. The "crisis actor" concept is actually kinda sorta very bad and dangerous. I'd like to think most of us here aren't ignorant, ill-informed, and/or gullible enough to fall for this, but it's still not as amusing because of that thing.
(The tie-in to the Illuminati is an interesting twist, though.)