Today in "Wafer locks are bad and you should seriously replace any you own," it turns out I can open and close the wafer lock on my desk using nothing but scissors. All it takes is a little bit of jiggling. Give me a minute, and I'll give you some video.
Took ten tries to get the video small enough, but here ya go. The shitty wafer lock on my desk.
Reminds me of that thing about opening a car door with a popsicle stick. (Yes, those are also wafer locks.)