Odd brain quirks
So, I've got that problem (I'm sure it has a proper name) whereby I'll accidentally swap the first letters of some phrases or compound words (for instance, a common one for me is saying "hot water heater" as "wot hotter heater"). That just came back to bite me *while trying to do it intentionally*. I tried to say "yumberlard", only to actually say "lumberyard" properly.